"He's uglier than a Patty Melt,
but better looking than Fried Chicken."
 

Comedian David Kious (pronounced KI-us, like "Hi, it's us" except it'd be "Ki, it's us."  Have we complicated it enough for you?) is one of the funniest feature and headline comedians currently touring the Midwest. After years of performing improv, theatre and radio, David has packed up his life experiences and taken them on the road. He talks about relationships, college, country music, and, of course, his cats.

David can bring his clean show for corporate and family-friendly events. And he can always get rowdy when requested. He has opened for many national acts, including Jimmy "Dy-No-Mite" Walker, Weird Al Yankovic, Blake Clark and Tim Cavanaugh.